Home‎ > ‎Newsflash in detail‎ > ‎

Polar Bear Apologizes For Being White

posted 22 Oct 2019, 19:24 by Happi Mess   [ updated 23 Oct 2019, 00:54 ]

Top


Share this page 

fastrack index 
































I'm Sorry


SAN DIEGO, CA—A polar bear at the San Diego Zoo has apologized to black bears, brown bears, and all other mammals of color for his "problematic whiteness."

The bear "got woke" after a leftist protesting the zoo for keeping animals in captivity bravely leaped into the bear's exhibit. After eating the protester, the polar bear picked up the book on critical race theory the woman had in her pocket and devoured it, first figuratively, then literally.

"Wow," he said. "I never realized how problematic my existence was before. I really need to think about this."

Shortly after reading the book, the polar bear, whose name is Chad, held a press conference in which he apologized for his many years of not being "woke" to the struggle of non-white animals.

"I am so sorry for everyone I've hurt," he said. "I am hereby canceling myself. Please listen to black and brown bear voices." He also announced that he was donating his remaining walruses to minority bears in need. "The overwhelming whiteness of the polar bear community should give us all paws."

The bear escaped the zoo, devoured several people, and cast himself into exile on an ice floe for his crimes.







Dumbing down is the deliberate oversimplification of intellectual content in education, literature, and cinema, news, video games and culture.

After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes." This is one of the most memorable scenes from the first Matrix movie.





and worse ...  banned from pole dancing 







Central Insurance Brokers provide professional prompt service with a choice if over 50 insurance Companies.


cover a range of services, from Business Insurance and Compensation, to Public Liability and Tradespersons Packages.
switchboard: +61 8 93688 999








Bridge that Loan 

obligation free call with Australia's leading short term Commercial money lender 
No upfront or regular payments required

peter melzer at que capital.png

Best in the west for happy money at QueCapital






Share the love



 
   
  join the best facebook tourism wa group





OTHER









Places visited


Event date / locationEvent typeTitle / summaryVenue / hostPublication link
2019.10.20 - East Perth Entertain: Outdoor Cinema double bed with food Mov' In Bed Fbk Grp WA Tourism 
2019.05.20 Perth South West Tourism hot spot  IG Instgram madness at BLUE BOAT SHED Blue Boat House FBK grp wa tourism - pic vid 
2019.10.10 East Perth F&D Point Fraser  Lunch, river, ferry Soul on the Point fbk grp wa tourism 
2019.08.27 / Applecross Heathcote Reserve google map visit how that view Heathcote Reserve fbk grp wa tourism 
2019.09.13 / Point Fraser Perth activity bike along the river Birds of colour Point Fraser fbk grp wa tourism 
Showing 5 items from page Places visited sorted by edit time. View more »

 News items
 

Recent announcements

  • Ocean Cleanup INTERCEPTOR fastrack index Free QR code reader Dutch foundation launches project to tackle river plastic pollution"To solve the plastic pollution problem we need to do two things: we need to ...
    Posted 9 Nov 2019, 20:57 by Happi Mess
  • Perth announced as Australia’s friendliest city TopShare this page fastrack index  Free QR code readerA definitive ranking of Australia’s friendliest cities has been released. It’s good news for the WA capital but ...
    Posted 9 Nov 2019, 20:53 by Happi Mess
  • Polar Bear Apologizes For Being White Top Share this page  fastrack index  Free QR code reader source I'm SorrySAN DIEGO, CA—A polar bear at the San Diego Zoo has apologized to black bears ...
    Posted 23 Oct 2019, 00:54 by Happi Mess
  • she is the Champion of the right!!! TopShare this page https://lnkd.in/dKQRbg4 ICYMI: This morning our new National Director was announced in The Australian. It’s time to fight back, join us: www.advanceaustralia ...
    Posted 21 Oct 2019, 18:38 by Happi Mess
  • Media Hoax - climate education fact checker example how easy it is to used Main Stream Media populate fake and hoax reports and worse how the Main stream media escalate the process by adding their fake key ...
    Posted 31 Oct 2019, 17:05 by Happi Mess
Showing posts 1 - 5 of 107. View more »











Feedback

faults and 
feedback to
WaAchievers

Logo
Google ads




Comments